Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

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What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

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why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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I like to eat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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