Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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american idol

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What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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Knock Knock Come in

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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