How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

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A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

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Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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Women Drivers.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

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What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

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Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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"Nice pair of crocs" said nobody

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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