Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

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What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

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A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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Time flies like a banana.

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roses are red violets are blue chickens are white and yellow trees are green and brown my yellow shirt is purple oh shit my dog died

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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Knock knock. Death.

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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