boobs

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? To provide an alibi for his identical twin who was committing 1st degree murder at the time.

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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there is a blonde, red head, and brunet held captive in afghanistan. The people say whats your last word to the red head, she says tornado... they turned and she escaped, they say to the brunet what is your last word, she says tsunami.. they turn and she escaped. They go to the blonde and say what is your last word, she says fire... she is then shot rapidly and she dies.

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Gangnam style

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

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