I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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What's green and has wheels? a green car.

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here's a joke... the american education society

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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Smart Blondes

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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Homonyms should be band.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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