why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

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hiya

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Roses are flowers.

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

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Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

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Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

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