Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

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Your mother just died.

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"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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Anti Joke

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