Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

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whats the best thing about polio...death

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What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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Julian Ha.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

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What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

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Anti Joke

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