What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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I am on a escalator.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

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I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

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What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

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Samraj.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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Anti Joke

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