Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

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This is a joke

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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Anti Joke

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