Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

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What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

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So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

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Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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Justin with a hat.

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A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

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Knock knock *the family is on vacation and doesn't answer*

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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