Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

whats long and pointy and guys always have to brag about whos got the biggest one? their christmas trees

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

What's two plus two? Window

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