Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

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Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

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what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

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FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

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What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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Samraj.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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Jayden Eccles

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Anti Joke

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