A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

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This is a joke

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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