These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Barack Obama plays basketball

What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

What do owls and cars have in common? Nothing.

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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