How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What is cowboy say

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Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

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Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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