Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

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Working hard or hardly working????

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

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Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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A scottish man having fun

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A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

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If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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