- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

a jew walks out of a furnace

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

all jokes aside...

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

You read the Terms of Service.

A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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