When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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No.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

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Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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