Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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your life

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

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why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

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"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

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The Detroit Lions

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I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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