Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

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Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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Yo Momma So Fat!

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Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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penus

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what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

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