How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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Lil Wayne's rapping career

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

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A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

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What do vampires cross the sea in?

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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