Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

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Anti Joke

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