My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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Brett Farve

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

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