- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

A muslim walks out of a plane.

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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