Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

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Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

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Anti Joke

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