What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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Whats 1+1? window!

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

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Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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