What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

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How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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lebron

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Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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rape that shit

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Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

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