A man gets pushed in to a pole...

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

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Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Knock Knock Who's There Me

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

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Get some flipping new jokes people

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

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Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

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You smell like shit

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How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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