What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

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how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

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womens rights

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Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

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What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

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Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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A white man walks into a bar. He stabs 4 people and 1 escapes with extremem blood hemorages. his fanily later finds him bleeding on their family car. They take him to the hospital where he is put on life support. Later that night they are told there is nothing the doctors can do and the man slips away in his sleep. Who is to blame? The black guy in prison.

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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