- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

A women walks into a kitchen.

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

Knock Knock Dude i am not going to answer the door

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

knock, knock come in

what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

216-409-7176 Call me.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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