If youre African, why are you white?

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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