Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

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did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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I haven't left my basement in 29 years

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Why was young Ferdinand sad? He had a very rough day. In the morning he woke up. To find a man in his room, and then the man raped him. Then, Ferdinand found out that his whole family was killed by an angry rat. Then, he realized his grandma took away all his Christmas presents and ate them. Then, the angry rat showed up and brutally murdered Ferdinand and ate him. The rat then burped up Ferdinand and his family's bones, and on Ferdinand's bone there was something wrong, indicating that Ferdinand had cancer and would've died the next day anyway. The rat then got cancer from Ferdinand, and it died. That is why Ferdinand was sad.

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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