Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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I like school Said no one ever.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is a real guy. Sorry kids.

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Hey, you know what'd be funny? A guy having a seizure saying, "Help I'm having a seizure!"

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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WILLY

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Women's Rights

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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Roses are red and blue Violets are red and blue Those 3D glasses really suck.

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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is it big enough to have sex in????

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? Me :'(

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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