Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

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How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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Women Sports.

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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A: why do elephants paint their toenails red? B: why? A: so they can hide in cherry trees B: I don't get it A: have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? B: no... A: exactly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure and drugs.

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whats brown and sticky a stick

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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