How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

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what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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what is stupid and reading this you

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I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

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Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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