knock knock come in !

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why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

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Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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this site is funny.

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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