After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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Penis.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

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Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

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Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried. The chicken was run over by a distracted driver. The chicken turned out to be Farmer Brendan's prized egg hen who wandered away. The hen provided a large portion of Brendan's income and living. The farmer, deprived of his vital income source, was forced to sell his farm and live on the city streets.

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Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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