What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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Six million.

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if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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ollie is a fag so are you

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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Canada

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Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

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HEY!

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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lol this is the best joke ever!

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Women's rights.

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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