What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

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i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

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What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

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How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

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Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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It's your mother, open the door.

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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