Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

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Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

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What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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what is a bracket? a bracket

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

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