Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

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how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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roses are grey violets are grey everything is? grey i'm colour blind fml

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Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

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What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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Boys have swag, real men have class

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Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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Steering Wheel Face.

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three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

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were at work systems r down

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