My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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Potato!

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

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why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

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Anti Joke

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