What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

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Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

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Do you speak alien? Hola.

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How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

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Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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who is not good looking? mon morello

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Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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