800000000000000000?0?00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?0000 I hate you

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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W.N.B.A.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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Have you ever heard of Yoda? From 'Attack of the Clones'?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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