whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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BUT HWY?

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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AVI IS A FAG

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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God.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

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the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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