Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

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Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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