Sloths

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

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Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

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Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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Life is an elephant, get married.

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Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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