Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

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Stephen Walking.

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There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

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What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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Womens Rights.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

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roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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