What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

Your dads dead. lol

A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Please don't rape me.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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