What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because dead people cannot go to balls.

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

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What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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Father Murphy met Samuel Myer on the street. Sam it's been a month o' Sundays since I've seen you. You look propserous. How's the moile business? A snip better, Father, since we talked last. And thank you. For what, Sam? Well the last time we met you asked what I did with the foreskins. Well, here is the answer, my new business. What's this, a wallet. But so smooth, Sam. Yeah, Father, but when you rub it. Rub it, Sam? Yeah when you rub it it falls apart. And you have to buy a new one! Mazel Tov!

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the your face joke

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Dani barton= lovely

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cancer

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What do cows in Africa say? Moo

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

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What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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Anti Joke

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