Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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AVI IS A FAG

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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God.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

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the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Donald Trump

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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