- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

noah is a scrub jungle

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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