Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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