Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

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A rabbi and a nun walk into a bar. They grab a drink and really hit it off despite their differences. After a couple years of happy dating, the rabbi, Mark, preposes. Gloria, the nun, gladly accepts. After four months, Gloria is pregnant. She dies in childbirth. The child has many illneses and dies within a week. Mark commits suicide.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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