- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

What's funnier than 24? My life.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

what happened to your gran you tell me

Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Women's rights.

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

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