How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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Is this where I type the joke?

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WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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How did the priest die? Masterbation

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

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Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

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A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

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I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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Brain fart

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Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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