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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

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