How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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BUT HWY?

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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Anti Joke

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