- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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