Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

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what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

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A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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Horse tits

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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