Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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BOOBALANBOO

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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What is Worse than the holocaust?

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I saw a shovel once.

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

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What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

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Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

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The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

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