- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Church.

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

im not food

Why was the man sad? His brother died.

Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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