Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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Ubisoft presents a game by ubisoft

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Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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