What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

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What is 8 times 4? 32

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

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Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

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A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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