- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

Jesus Christ

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

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