- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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