Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

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a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

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What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

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One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

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