Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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Dad: "When I was your age, I had to walk outside to catch the school bus. If it snowed heavily the night before, school was canceled."

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hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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what are you mike bibby?

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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What's worse than falling off your bike? Getting hit by a truck.

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

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im @ work, LOL.

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It burns when I pee sometimes.

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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Ancient Greeks rights

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Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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