I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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your life

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Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

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What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

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What did the man do after he found out his wife died in the Titanic? He cried.

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What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

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Where's my tractor?

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What is white and long? A New York winter

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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