A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

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What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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Wheelchair high jump

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Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

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George W. Bush

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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how do you make a cow float Give it 10000 balloons

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

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I like to eat.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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