Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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