Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

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Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

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throbbing slobber

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The WNBA

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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