Hummer.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

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Q: What has two wheels and is not funny? A:Ryan Vallee on a segway -Ryan V

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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My mom.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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