Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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Well that explains a lot, thank you.

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

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Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

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