I saw a shovel once.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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W.N.B.A.

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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A black goes to college

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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Womens rights

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Karen was an average high-schooler. When she got home she often went online to chat with strangers. One day she started chatting with a nice girl named Jami. They really got along, Karen could tell Jami all of her secrets. One day, Karen decided to met her new friend at a local park without telling her parents. When she arrived she discovered the gruesome truth about Jami. Jami wasn't in high-school. She was a ten-foot tall, vicious, velociraptor.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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