ok i got one for ya 2 Penn State coaches walk in to a butt....

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a man walks into a prostitute.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

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Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

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What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

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Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller

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anus soup

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Anti Joke

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