Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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cory

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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