Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

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Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

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What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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can you pass the soap?

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

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What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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