- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor "Hey, wheres my tractor?"

Cancer

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

why are black people so fast? because there black

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

I like hats XD!

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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