Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

can you pass the soap?

Knock knock Whose there? 4

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

Whoa! A talking carrot!

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