Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

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Chuck Norris was a famous actor that starred in Walker, Texas Ranger and Missing in Action. He is a normal person, just like you and me.

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

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A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

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Justin beiber's penis

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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Anti Joke

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