How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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Llamaworm

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

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What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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a blonde and a brunet are in an elevator. a man walks in the brunet says to the blonde "he has dandruff, he needs head and shoulders.' then the blonde says "we can give him head, but how can we give him shoulders."

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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