Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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My Butthole.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

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A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

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Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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