why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

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Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

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Guess what. Chicken butt.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

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a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

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A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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Anti Joke

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