You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

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I'm HIV positive.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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raping black women

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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