What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? lts of stuff like murder, rape, slavery, poverty, mindcontrol, mass genocide, the holocaust, racism, plagarism, physichal assault, war, terrorism, massacres, onsloughts, necrophillia, the dead rising, zombies, jokes on antijokes.com, awkward situations, dieing, cancer, ADHD, other mental illnesses, paint, the grim reaper, shinigami, stereotyping foreigners, prejudicism, bullying, armed robbery, hacking, viruses, incest, feral animals, getting lost in the forest, arsonry, pyromania, passing out in a bar, meeting a serial killer, and finding 2 worms in your apple.

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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My Butthole.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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