What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

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A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

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Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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knock knock go away

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Look. I just enjoy a few drinks every now and then. I mean, I can quit whenever I want to. That's no reason to start people calling names.. Wait, no. That's not.. Look. How much do you drink every day, huh? Why not ask that? And why do I have to be the one changing your stupid light bulb? If it's sooooo important that the light bulb be changed, do it yourself, you lazy bastard. Don't rely on other people to do your work for you.

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Reading the same holocaust anti-jokes for the third time. Well the holocaust is worse, but that's not the point.

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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