why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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As a stand-up comedian, I've been really interested in how comedians have recovered from jokes not hitting making fun of the fact. Recently, I was in a situation where a rhetorical question didn't hit, and anti-joking (lamenting on the lack of a punchline sarcastically) ended up generating the laugh I needed to move on! Hurray for Anti-jokes! Me: You know the gym Extreme Fitness? Audience: SILENCE Me: (sarcastically) Yes, exactly. That's exactly how that interaction went in my mind when I was practising at home. I ask question - audience responds euphorically - I continue with my joke... http://michaeljagdeo.wordpress.com/2012/01/29/anti-jokes-how-to-recover-when-a-joke-doesnt-hit/

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What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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Ha

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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Banana Hamock.

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Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

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Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

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What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

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So you there Red?

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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