My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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What did the fish say after he

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

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How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

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What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

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What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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