What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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kennah campion when she talks

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? .The Police The Police who? ..The Police The Police who? ...The Police The Police who? ....The Police The Police who? .....The Police The Police who? ......The Police The Police who? .......The Police The Police who? ........The Police The Police who? .........The Police The Police who? ..........The Police The Police who? Forget this. *Gunshot*

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Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

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one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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