What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

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A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

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What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *BANG BANG BANG* >:D

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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womens rights.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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