Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

thumb_up thumb_down +8

boobs

thumb_up thumb_down +40

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

thumb_up thumb_down

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Hello, I want likes. Press the up arrow.

thumb_up thumb_down -748

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

thumb_up thumb_down -18

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Whoa! A talking carrot!

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops