Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Why did the old man go to the retirement home? The 75 year old man had a 45 year career in pluming and he thought it was a good time to retire after saving enough money to be happy and he could spend the rest of his life with his wife. The retirement home was also not that far away from his grandchildren so he liked the location and the home was also very clean and the workers seemed very nice. But this was just a visit to see if he liked it, he may live there soon.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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A seal walks into a club.

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A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

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how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

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Anti Joke

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