A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

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A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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Why was there a lion in the bathroom? Because I threw a refrigerator at it and stapled a frog to its butthole, all while it was being chased by a 10 foot scorpion and a purple salmon that only had 1 eye.

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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