What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

one day i went to bed

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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