What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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