What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

- What's green and invisible? *holds out empty hand* - This cabbage

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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