Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

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Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

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Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

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Ain't idn't a word.

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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kennah campion... being nice

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a horse is running across a cliff at 54 miles per hour, against the wind. he has been running for three hours. he needs to run for 347 more kilometers before he is tired. the wind is blowing at a speed of 10 miles per hour... he wonders if he will make it when suddenly he falls off the cliff. why did he fall of the cliff? it was a retarded horse.

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i dont like attention whores lol

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

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Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

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wanna hear a joke? no.

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Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

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