An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

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read me write me

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Anti Joke

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