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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

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One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

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Me Neither.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

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Cancer.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

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Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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Church.

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