A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

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how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

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A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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why was the black man blind? because he was black.

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

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what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common ? They are sports , except the Holocaust .

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

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why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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Junior's love life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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