- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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