"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

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Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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My thanks to those that thumb down my comment below, you have the possibilty to become one of my over 100.000.000 members, as long as you follow your heart, your own will, we got you covered. We got over 600.000 never members since last year, you are far from alone, thumb this comment up, leave a small comment, and I shall send one of my shadows to tell you more, or online if you prefer that, but then I would need your email address... ...As for your home address? Nah, already know it just let me know if you want a visit, but during my 6000 years on earth or so, I have yet to evolve to the point where I fully understand the full nature of computers, they are very recent to me. Yet only those that are willing to follow their hearts and enact their true hidden desires without shame, guilt, remorse, but instead with love and gusto, will find the answers among us. Soon my wings shall spread, and just like that, the world is ours! Moral: "Fuck Morals, would you believe me if I said they where in code? No they are not, the secrets are only within the shadows, and the Black Angel. Nero.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

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Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves the bar slightly intoxicated.

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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