- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

like facebook.com/john maon

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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