What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

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What's circular and round A circle

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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Two jewish men walk into the butcher shop. They buy a pound of ground beef and nothing else.

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

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So a little girl walked into a bar... A concerned adult then told the bartender. The bartender's name was Jim. Jim then asked the girl if she knew her phone number. The little girl said nothing and the bar tender was perplexed at the petrified look on the girls face. Jim the bartender then called the police and explained the situation.Once the girl was brought back to the police station it was learned that she had been missing for three months in a nearby county. The police then return to the bar to find that the owner had multiple kidnapped little girls in a cage under the bar that only he and the kidnapped girls knew about before the cops and Jim the bartender discovered it. The police then arrested The owner of the bar. He stood trial and was senteced to death row, he remains there today.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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