Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

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A mama cow was sitting in the barn with her 3 babies. The first baby cow goes "Mom, why did you name me Daisy?" "Because a Daisy landed on your head when you were born" The second calf goes "Mom, why did you name me Rose?" "Because a Rose petal landed on your head when you where born." The third calf says "Aasdfghoiuytfghjkuiy" The mom replies "Shut up brick"

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What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

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Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

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Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

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My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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