- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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Thumbs down this! Please, i wanna see how many thumbs down this can get!!!

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

I would write a joke, but it wouldn't be funny

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

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