Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

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Justin with a hat.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

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There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

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Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

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