Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

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One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

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What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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Connor is homo

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Well, this is fun.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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