why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

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A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

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My mom

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

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Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

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your fat

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