How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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Oh, go away

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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