What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

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Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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