what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

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Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

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I have an idea! You leave.

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GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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