What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

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how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

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Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

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"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

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don't look behind you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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