whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

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How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

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yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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