- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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