What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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why did the chicken jump down the nest after laying eggs without flying? Because there was no ladder!

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What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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My name is Harry.

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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