Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

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read me write me

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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