- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

Knock Knock. Shut up.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

Stop being a centipede

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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