Who's Micheal Jackson?

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A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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Fat? Jesse Z

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

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What number comes after 29? 30.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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Why was the boy sad. Because he had been diagnosed with terminal lung cancer and he had been told he has three days to live. That's why.

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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