Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

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why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

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penis

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

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why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

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I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

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If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

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