Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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