what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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Why did the little girl's pet bunny pass away? Because her neighbor ripped out it's vitals.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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I forgot what i was gonna say

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What is white and black and red all over.

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What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

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roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

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Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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wanna hear a joke? yes

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Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

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Winking at old people

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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