why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

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So, same time tomorrow then?

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Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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Religion

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What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

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Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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God. God.

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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WNBA

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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