What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

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Small titties.

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I always wanted to know what the future will hold in the decades to come... Until I realized the idiotness of my own thought for it is nigh impossible for us humans to see the future... Except... That the ancient Mayan civilization prophesized the end of the universe, which I did take into consideration as I slowly nibbled my way through the waffle cone till I had realized that I had reached the paper surrounding the cone and immediately spat it out for it leaves a fowl taste In my mouth, then continued eating my ice cream as I pondered the future and the anti-climatic ending of this anti-joke.

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

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Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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So, this guy walks into the doctor's and says: "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says: "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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Your Mom

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roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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