Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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