Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

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What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

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whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

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What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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I need to start studying.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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