Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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american idol

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What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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