What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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Cows go moo.

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? his girlfriend broke up with him so he commited suicide Why'd the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? cuz it was a dumbass

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

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black people. that is all...

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A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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