what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "A door to door salesman. Are you unsatisfied with the way your dish soap handles your plates? Then I have the product for you!" "I'm not interested in your product, but thank you anyway." "No problem. On an off note, how did you hear me? I didn't speak very loudly when I said knock knock, and I didn't even bother to knock on the door or ring the doorbell." "I have really good hearing." "Oh, okay. And for future reference, maybe you should open the door when talking to a visitor. Then body language gets established and the conversation flows more nicely that way." "That's some good advice, and I'll take it. Thanks, salesman." "You're welcome. On to the next house."

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So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

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almost as accidental as your spelling im afraid

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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