Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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where wally? wallys a myth.

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Error 37.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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Title IX

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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