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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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