Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

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How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

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What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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A Fat Kenyan

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What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

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Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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Hi

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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