Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

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homosexual rights to marriage

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

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Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

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Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

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copy me and i will kill you

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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