When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

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3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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hi michael

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Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

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Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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