Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

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what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

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A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

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How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

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How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

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Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

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You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

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who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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