Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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Why....... Because.

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Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

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What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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Knock, Knock Come in

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Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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this is not a joke.

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Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

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How did the mecanic die? He drowned

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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