The WNBA

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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Knock knock knock OCD

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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A turtle and a rabbit are having a race. The rabbit goes really fast and sees the turtle so far away. So the rabbit takes a short nap and waits for the turtle for a little challenge. Suddenly the rabbit wakes up and sees the turtle about to cross the finish line. The rabbit runs as fast as he can, but it was too late. A bus runs them over and they both die.

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

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Nah

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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