- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

Girls

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Why do fat people commit suicide

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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