A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

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What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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Why? Why not?

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Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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