There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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My life :(

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

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Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. He never got an ice cream he is alergic.

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How did the little boy fall off his bycicle? Prior to this incident, a psychopathetic killer murdered his family. Therefore, to escape the killer, the boy got onto his bycicle in hopes of manuvering away from the threat. Since it was nighttime he did not notice the fault in the asphalt.( No ryhme intendid.) From flipping over his handlebars, he fell unconcious. Upon the killer spotting the boy, he sliced his head off and left the scene to not be spotted by police.

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A Jew returns change.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

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