Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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What is green and slow Grass.

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

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Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

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Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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