What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

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What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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Why? Why not?

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Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

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tims sty:)

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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What's red and has wheels? A red car

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girls lacrosse

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Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

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Ms Leong Sux

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What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

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What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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