What do I hate? people

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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knock knock who's there? hope

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

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Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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penis

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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Hollywood today: If you Like Dragonball Evolution you are gonna love this. Peter Linkoff a 16 year old boy, is being chased by his half brother Jack Ganonbad as Peter Falls into a hole, which contains a cellphone... ...THE LINK TO PLANET ZELDA! There he discovers that he holds the Link between earth and Zelda, and just then planet Zelda is threatened by The Evil Master Sword! A Meteor so destructive, that it sheer force could destroy the entire universe! *Random scenes going by so fast that you cant make shit out of them begins* "PETER LINKOFF YOU ARE IN DANGER!" *BOOOOOOM*" "BUT WHAT IF HE IS NOT THE DELIVER OF THE BOOMERANG!" Iiiit is said... Thhaat heee that wields the lasergun known as the wooden sword...<

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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