What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

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A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

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There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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Dogs in my home.

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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A russian, a mexican, and an american are all sitting in a tavern. The russian ordered vodka, the mexican orders tequila, and the american orders a beer. When the waiter arrives, the russian throws his vodka into the air, shoots it, and says "we got too many of those in our country". The mexican tosses up his tequila and says "we got too many of those in our country". The american throws up his beer, shoots the mexican, and says "we got too many of those in our country". And then drinks his beer.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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