Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

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Safe sex MR

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What's big and white?

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

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clamidia

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What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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