- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

L's I's that took Viagra.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

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