- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

knock knock go away

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

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