A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2v

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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Read a Book.

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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