Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

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What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

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*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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Penis in a box.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

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What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

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knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: Yeah, these clippers have belonged to my grandfather, father, and me. Bill: Darn, thats quite amazing, I wish I could get a pair of those, but I doubt they still make them. Sean: I'm pretty confident they don't, but you can borrow these anytime. Bill: Thanks Sean thats very generous of you. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

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What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

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Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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Anti Joke

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