What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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Justin Bieber.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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Halo < COD

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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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