ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

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JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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