what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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hi

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Lil' Wayne

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Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

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What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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