How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

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How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

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This is funny.

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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