diarrhea.

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Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

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What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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