What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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Tim likes girls

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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who farted your mother

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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How old are you? 20

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Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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hi

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Lil' Wayne

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Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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